English is a Crazy Language

  1. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
  2. Quicksand can work slowly
  3. Boxing rings are square
  4. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
  5. Why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
  6. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth, beeth?
  7. Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
  8. People recite at a play and play at a recital.
  9. Ship by truck and send cargo by ship.
  10. We have noses that run and feet that smell.
  11. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
  12. We park in the driveway and drive on a parkway.
  13. A house can burn up as it burns down.
  14. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm goes off by going on.
  15. And why doesn’t ‘Buick’ rhyme with ‘quick’?