How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, it depends on what kind of dog you ask:

GOLDEN RETREIVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy!

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

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