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Mothers' Words of Advice
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- Someday your face will freeze like that!
- What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
- You're going to put your eye out with that thing!
- How many times do I have to tell you...don't throw things in the
house!
- Close the door behind you -- were you born in a barn?
- Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been.
- Why? Because I said so, that's why?
- Don't use that tone with me!
- Eat those carrots, they're good for your eyes. Have you ever seen a
rabbit wearing glasses?
- Did you flush?
- You can be anything you want to, if you just set your mind to it.
- There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
- Be good - but if you can't be good, be careful.
- I don't care what "everyone" is doing, I care what you are doing!
- If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
- I hope someday you have children just like you.
- Don't talk with your mouth full!
- Always put on clean underwear in the morning, in case you're in an
accident.
- Sit like a lady!
- Don't pick, it'll get infected.
- I'm not just talking to hear myself.
- I'm going to give you until the count of three.
- Put that down! You don't know where it's been!
- Don't cross your eyes or they'll freeze that way.
- If you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon will grow out your
ears.
- Men perspire, ladies glisten.
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