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Why God Made Moms

Answers given by 2nd graders: Why did God make mothers? She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. Mostly to clean the house. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God...


Kentucky Math

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Dog Letters to God

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are...


Dirty Laundry

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. “That laundry is not very clean,” she said. “She doesn’t know how to wash...


The Things People Say

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said “Buy-One-Get-One-Free.” They’re already buy-one-get-one-free” she said, “so I guess they’re both...



Real Teachers

Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and (at the end of the six weeks) have been seen grading in church. Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1 does not fall...


Story of Teddy Stoddard

Interesting but apparently untrue story. The very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there...


Mark Twain's Quotes on Education

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. – Mark Twain Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always...