Puns for Teachers
A backward poet writes inverse.
Using a broken pencil is pointless.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
The school calendar’s days are numbered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
Cross country runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.
A hangover is the Wrath of Grapes.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Those who gossip have a sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
The teacher forgot to take attendance. She was absent-minded.
Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.
When the teacher asked a question the students were all up in arms.
He used to teach computers, but then he lost his drive.
The globe means the world to a social studies teacher.
Math teachers have too many problems.
My science teacher was absent today. He left a note that said, “Gone Fission”.
English teachers never write students off.
The recipe for re-writing and essay involves a lot of shortening.
The music students were out of control. They were all keyed up.
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove, it could spell disaster.
The road to success is always under construction.
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