Puns for Teachers


  • A backward poet writes inverse.
  • Using a broken pencil is pointless.
  • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  • The school calendar’s days are numbered.
  • He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
  • Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
  • Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
  • Cross country runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.
  • A hangover is the Wrath of Grapes.
  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  • Those who gossip have a sense of rumor.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
  • The teacher forgot to take attendance. She was absent-minded.
  • Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.
  • When the teacher asked a question the students were all up in arms.
  • He used to teach computers, but then he lost his drive.
  • The globe means the world to a social studies teacher.
  • Math teachers have too many problems.
  • My science teacher was absent today. He left a note that said, “Gone Fission”.
  • English teachers never write students off.
  • The recipe for re-writing and essay involves a lot of shortening.
  • The music students were out of control. They were all keyed up.
  • If you leave alphabet soup on the stove, it could spell disaster.
  • The road to success is always under construction.

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