What Do Retired People Do?



Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town to go shopping. When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, “Come on fella, how about giving a senior citizen a break?”

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a mama’s boy. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn’t care. We came to town by bus.