You Know You Live in the Future When



  • You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
  • You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
  • You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
  • You email the person who works at the desk next to you.
  • Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have email addresses.
  • You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
  • Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
  • Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
  • You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
  • You start tilting your head sideways to smile.