Tagged: Humor

13 One-Liners by Steven Wright

*+-Comedian Steven Wright has a unique comedy style. He asks questions and makes observations most people never think of. Here is a sample: I don’t walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. I was walking through the...


Letters to Home from College

*+-Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card,...


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Shakespeare’s Insults

*+-William Shakespeare’s language has remained rich, witty, modern and refreshing, even after 400 years. Watch this video for a closer look at Shakespeare’s language and to learn a few new insults. Take a look at this site that gives you...


Puns for Teachers

*+-A backward poet writes inverse. Using a broken pencil is pointless. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. The school calendar’s days are numbered. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. Those who jump off a...


English is a Crazy Language

*+-Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. Quicksand can work slowly Boxing rings are square A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. Why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,...



Children Can Be Quick

*+-TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ______________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me...


What Do Retired People Do?

*+-Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town to go shopping. When we came out, there was a cop writing a...


Never Volunteer to Get Coffee

*+-This guy should never have asked. You may also like… The Things People Say Johnny Talks to His Teacher The Trade for a Bottle of Wine Said by Kids in Church