Tagged: Humor

13 One-Liners by Steven Wright

Comedian Steven Wright has a unique comedy style. He asks questions and makes observations most people never think of. Here is a sample: I don’t walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. I was walking through the...


Letters to Home from College

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card,...


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Shakespeare’s Insults

William Shakespeare’s language has remained rich, witty, modern and refreshing, even after 400 years. Watch this video for a closer look at Shakespeare’s language and to learn a few new insults. Take a look at this site that gives you...


Puns for Teachers

A backward poet writes inverse. Using a broken pencil is pointless. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. The school calendar’s days are numbered. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. Those who jump off a...


English is a Crazy Language

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. Quicksand can work slowly Boxing rings are square A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. Why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,...



Children Can Be Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ______________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me...


What Do Retired People Do?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town to go shopping. When we came out, there was a cop writing a...


Never Volunteer to Get Coffee

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