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The Trade for a Bottle of Wine

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and...

Said by Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name, Amen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time...

Lipstick on the Mirror

A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would...

Johnny Talks to His Teacher

Johnny wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t start getting better...

Doctor's Notes During Colonoscopy

Having a Colonoscopy is no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous… A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopy: Find Amelia Earhart yet?...



Doctors' Notes About Patients

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. She has had no rigours or shaking chills, but...

Brain Cramps

I know some of these are true, but I can’t say they all are, but, again, they’re funny. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,...

How to Stay Young

Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,...