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Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. ~ John Wooden Let us put our minds together and see what life we can make for our children. ~ Sitting Bull It is easier to build strong children...
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A backward poet writes inverse. Using a broken pencil is pointless. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. The school calendar’s days are numbered. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. Those who jump off a...
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. Quicksand can work slowly Boxing rings are square A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. Why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,...
No wonder English is so difficult to learn. The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture....
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. – Chinese Proverb Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. – Albert Einstein A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep. –...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ______________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town to go shopping. When we came out, there was a cop writing a...
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